This joke is especially funny given Obama’s recent horrifying statement during an ABC interview that he may stay in Washington D.C. after his second-term ends:
One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.
The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.
The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
Once again,Obama’s top advisor has spoken up publicly and revealed how much influence she has over the President and the actions of the executive branch.
from the Blaze:
White House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett called out Hobby Lobby and insisted the Obamacare mandate case that will go before the Supreme Court is about whether big corporations can restrict women from having access to birth control.
“No corporate entity should be in position to limit women’s legal access to care, or to seize a controlling interest over the health care choices of women,” Jarrett wrote on the White House blog. “To take that type of power away from individuals, and to let the personal beliefs of a woman’s boss dictate her health care choices would constitute a major step backward for women’s health and self-determination.”
The case is actually a religious freedom complaint against the administration for the Health and Human Services mandate requiring insurance to provide free coverage of abortion-inducing drugs, contraception and sterilization. If the plaintiffs win, it would not allow them to restrict employees from buying these products on their own, only that the employees would not get them for free.
The distilled dishonesty about the facts of the case from a White House official would be astounding were it not so common place. Hobby lobby isn’t standing in the way of any woman’s health (their employees or otherwise). They have no policy preventing their employees from using birth control but simply believe that they should not be forced to pay for it it when it goes against the beliefs of the owners.
The case represents a monumental decision between liberty and tyranny in this country. If the Obama administration prevails, it will set up a legal precedent in which governments can force private citizens to do things against their religious beliefs.
When the Thomas Jefferson spoke about “separation of church and state,” he wasn’t talking about taking the ten commandments out of school buildings and court houses. He was talking about the government systematically forcing the beliefs of some onto others. That is exactly what the Obama administration is trying to do to Hobby Lobby.
That’s what happens when you allow a corrupt real estate slum lord to have a voice in national decision making.
But, of course, without Valerie telling him what to do, Obama would end up putting his pants on backwards.
Obama won’t piss without checking with Jarrett to see how many times he is allowed to shake.
Valeroy Jarret?? Psht. He’s not even a woman, look at him!
Anyway, can anyone tell me if the Playstation 4 is able to play older Playstation games (ideally all the way back to Playstation 1 games)?
Thinking about picking one up but I can get my accountant,…
Though a PS1/2 disc may not work on the PS4. They will have the vast majority of Playstation games available through the PlayStation Network (I’ve downloaded a few classics on to my PS3 from way back in the day). And with PlayStation Plus, you’ll get so many games for free as well as discounted prices on featured games throughout the year.
All in all, I don’t think you could go wrong with getting the new PlayStation
Obamacare was supposedly about bringing health insurance to America’s uninsured. However, a new Gallup polls shows that the vast majority of uninsured Americans are completely ignoring Obamacare altogether. Even worse for Obama, that number has almost doubled in the…
I personally believe contraception and birth control should be available to all. Denying an employee coverage for contraception or birth control because it goes against your religion is bullshit. It’s not religious freedom if you force yours on other people.
"contraception and birth control should be available to all"…
Umm, yeah, it is actually. If you could just move your office to the basement, that would be grrreat.